godliest: guys, a old man just closed my macbook and told me to look out for god i m s c a r e d
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
wheelcher: yes i do graffiti I AM CONTORTING ON MY BED SOMEONE HELFKBPSJFDKDFHFDHFSD HOLY JESUS I CANT
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
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tastesgooddontit: a.) Giving a high five b.) Flicking a cigarette c.) Giving a peace sign d.) Playing the piano e.) Hailing a taxi cab f.) All of the above
dispopular: *looks through your selfies*
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